Blondes Have More Guns

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Cast

Michael McGaharn Harry Bates

Elizabeth Keifer Montana Beaver-Shotz Richard Neil Dick Smoker Gloria Lusiak Dakota Beaver

André Brazeau Captain Hook

David Myers Lyle Shotz

Ken Belsky The Doctor

Benny Buettner Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

Ramona Lisa Patricia Martin

Derek-James Yee Tom Woo

Ron Meier Detective

Richard Myers Dahmer

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