Pretty Dead Things

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Cast

Patrick Pitu Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff John Welles Danielle Lozeau Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton Shelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly Rex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson Female Stripper

Salvatore Marchese Mayor Bowden

Jason Witter Shane Starkweather

Jennifer Scharf Keller

Donald Foley Moe Blu

Robert Jude Buco Club Hell Janitor

Heather Cooney Cheery Jogger

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