Uncle Henk Doesn't Give a Shit!

Everyday life for the residents of Biggeveen is somewhat different than we might imagine. From crashing helicopters, butchers who refuse to hand over their money when robbed, Santa Claus on cocaine, shooting piglets, fights in the snack bar, visits from outer space, hot chicks, canned soup, incoherent one-act plays, a clown sitting in the cinema, a nearsighted nuclear power plant maintenance worker named Infecto, and a washed-up artist selling his own CDs door to door, it's different from what we're used to. So if you ever decide to move, do us a favor... Never (I repeat) NEVER go live in Biggeveen!!!

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