Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Cast

Leon Schuster Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various Alfred Ntombela Alf (Shorty) Sean Higgs Heinz

Brent Palmer Zach

Tanit Phoenix Sexy Nurse Matthew Dylan Roberts Jean Pierre

Siobhan Hodgson Maggie

Emily Child Marge

Karl Jansen Yoti

Maria Velanac Yugi

Brent Palmer Zach

Helen Li Chow Fang

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