Clarkson's Farm87%
TV
2021-06-11
Reality
Comedy
Ratings
Combined
86.9
%
7 sources
IMDb
9.0
/10
89,600 votes
Rotten Tomatoes
94
%
40 votes
Metacritic
70
%
23 votes
Trakt
85
%
4,698 votes
TMDB
84
%
448 votes
Metacritic Users
8.4
/10
89 votes
RT Audience
95
%
Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he embarks on his latest adventure, farming. The man who on several occasions claims to be allergic to manual labour takes on the most manually labour intensive job there is. What could possibly go wrong?
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DuckTrack score
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Status
Returning Series
Seasons
5
Episodes
40
Studios
Network
Country
United Kingdom
Language
English
Cast
Jeremy Clarkson
Self - Host
Kaleb Cooper
Self - Farmer
Charlie Ireland
Self - Land Agent
Lisa Hogan
Self
Gerald Cooper
Self - Head of security
Alan Townsend
Self - Builder
Dilwyn Evans
Self - Vet
Ellen Helliwell
Self - Shepherdess
Kevin Harrison
Self - NSA Representative
Tim Coles
Self - Cow breeder
Paddy Bourns
Self - Cackleberry farm owner
Harriet Cowan
Self - Farmer
Season 1
- 1 Tractoring Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.
- 2 Sheeping Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.
- 3 Shopping Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.
- 4 Wilding Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.
- 5 Pan (dem) icking As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.
- 6 Melting Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.
- 7 Fluffing As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.
- 8 Harvesting After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.
Season 2
- 1 Surviving Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
- 2 Cowering Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.
- 3 Schmoozing Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
- 4 Badgering Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
- 5 Council-ing The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.
- 6 Counselling The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.
- 7 Scheming Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
- 8 Climaxing Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.
Season 3
- 1 Unfarming We return to Diddly Squat to find the farm in turmoil. The Council has shut down the restaurant, the weather is making planting crops impossible and costs are on the up. Jeremy ne…
- 2 Porking Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.
- 3 Jobbing It's Christmas time on the farm and Kaleb gives Jeremy a festive surprise. However their relationship becomes strained as they bicker while getting on with the farms winter jobs.
- 4 Harrowing Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.
- 5 Healing Spring has sprung and rejuvinated Jeremy's farming the unfarmed idea, as he takes on multiple new projects to try and turn a profit from his unused land.. And there are some one w…
- 6 Mushrooming Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.
- 7 Parking Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.
- 8 Calculating Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.
Season 4
- 1 Solo-ing Kaleb and Lisa are both away and Jeremy has been left to run the farm on his own. Help is soon needed, and the arrival of a new farmhand to ease the burden gives Jeremy space for …
- 2 Pubbing Jeremy has found a promising pub, Diddly Squat’s newest arrival teaches him a thing or two about farming, and the ageing Lamborghini has competition.
- 3 Crawling Relentless wet weather puts the crop planting in crisis, Kaleb returns to find another farmer on his patch, and while his pub search continues, in an effort to dry the soil Jeremy…
- 4 Cottaging There’s a big new arrival at the farm, a much smaller one down in the pig pens, and it looks as though the pub search might finally be over.
- 5 Endgaming It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as p…
- 6 Splurging With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon dis…
- 7 Hurrying A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.
- 8 Landlording It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain f…
Season 5
- 1 Operating A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
- 2 Storming Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across …
- 3 Tripping It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to …
- 4 Updating Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
- 5 Decapitating Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give b…
- 6 Frazzling Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The onl…
- 7 Sickening Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. An…
- 8 Reaping With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can t…
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