1000 Ways to Die

1000 Ways to Die71%

TV 2009-02-08 30m Documentary Comedy
★ 7.7 / 10 · 433 votes
Ratings
Combined
70.8 %
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IMDb
6.8 /10
4,834 votes
TMDB
77 %
433 votes
Trakt
68 %
268 votes

The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

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Status
Ended
Runtime
30m
Seasons
4
Episodes
71
Studios
Original Productions , Spike TV
Network
Spike
Country
United States of America
Language
English
Links
IMDb, TVDB, Wikidata
Created by
Thom Beers
Cast
Ron Perlman Ron Perlman Self - Narrator (voice) Alana Evans Alana Evans Self - Porn Star Irena Murphy Irena Murphy Self - Model Christine Nguyen Christine Nguyen Self - Model Michael Hanson Michael Hanson Jack Kimberly Laferriere Kimberly Laferriere Jennifer
Austin Bowerman Austin Bowerman J.T.
Ivan Đurović Ivan Đurović Hunky Stock Boy Marion Kerr Marion Kerr Wendy Dominic Burgess Dominic Burgess Paddy Kim Kim Kim Kim Madame Chang Roman Phillips Roman Phillips Executioner
Season 1 2009 · 10 eps
  1. 1 Unforced Errors 208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man … Feb 8, 2009 30m
  2. 2 Death Over Easy 293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Fr… Feb 8, 2009 30m
  3. 3 Dead and Deader A man has a reaction to a rubber suit. Feb 15, 2009 30m
  4. 4 Death Gets Busy A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire. Feb 22, 2009 30m
  5. 5 The Lighter Side of Death A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet. Mar 1, 2009 30m
  6. 6 The Good, The Bad, and the Dead A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster. Mar 8, 2009 30m
  7. 7 Death Be Not Stupid A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love. Mar 15, 2009 30m
  8. 8 Cure for the Common Death The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For tw… Mar 22, 2009 30m
  9. 9 Death: A User's Manual An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death. Mar 29, 2009 30m
  10. 10 I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death. Apr 5, 2009
Season 2 2009 · 12 eps
  1. 1 Death On Arrival A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive. Dec 6, 2009
  2. 2 Death Bites! Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save. Dec 9, 2009
  3. 3 Up With Death A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss. Dec 16, 2009
  4. 4 Putting a Happy Face on Death Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction. Dec 30, 2009
  5. 5 Bringing in the Dead A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula… Jan 6, 2010 21m
  6. 6 Gratefully Dead A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time. Jan 13, 2010
  7. 7 Come On Get Deathy An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames. Jan 20, 2010
  8. 8 Death Watch A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down. Jan 27, 2010
  9. 9 Waking Up Dead A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins. Feb 3, 2010
  10. 10 You're dead! LOL! Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out. Feb 10, 2010
  11. 11 Dead to Rights A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown ge… Feb 17, 2010 22m
  12. 12 Dead on Dead A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack. Feb 24, 2010
Season 3 2010 · 41 eps
  1. 1 Death on a Stick A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive. Aug 3, 2010 20m
  2. 2 Putting a Smiley Face on Death Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save. Sep 14, 2010 20m
  3. 3 Stupid Is as Stupid Dies A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss. Sep 21, 2010 20m
  4. 4 Dead Wrongs Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction. Sep 28, 2010 21m
  5. 5 Fatal Distractions A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-… Oct 5, 2010 21m
  6. 6 The End Is Weird A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time. Oct 19, 2010 21m
  7. 7 Hurry Up and Die An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames. Oct 26, 2010 21m
  8. 8 Death Puts On a Dunce Cap A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down. Nov 2, 2010 21m
  9. 9 Young, Dumb and Full of Death A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins. Nov 9, 2010 21m
  10. 10 Deep Fried Death Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out. Dec 8, 2010 21m
  11. 11 Cure for the Common Death Pt. II A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown ge… Dec 15, 2010 21m
  12. 12 Sudden Death A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack. Dec 22, 2010 21m
  13. 13 Dying to Tell the Story A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against compu… Dec 29, 2010 20m
  14. 14 If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse… Jan 15, 2011 21m
  15. 15 The One About Dumb People Dying! A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories. Feb 8, 2011
  16. 16 Getting a Rise from the Dead A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong. Feb 16, 2011
  17. 17 Ready or Not, Here Comes Death A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous … Feb 23, 2011
  18. 18 Grave Errors A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addic… Mar 2, 2011
  19. 19 Killing Them Softly A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed ju… Mar 9, 2011
  20. 20 Better Them Than Us A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man. Mar 16, 2011
  21. 21 Dead Before They Know It A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy po… Mar 23, 2011
  22. 22 Stupid Is as Death Does A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that lo… Mar 30, 2011
  23. 23 Mister Death A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head dur… Apr 6, 2011
  24. 24 Death, The New Black A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pa… Jul 18, 2011
  25. 25 Death Be a Lady Tonight An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an… Jul 25, 2011
  26. 26 Today’s Special: Death A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing po… Aug 1, 2011
  27. 27 Eat, Pray Die A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sha… Aug 8, 2011
  28. 28 Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead! A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked… Aug 15, 2011
  29. 29 Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded… Aug 22, 2011
  30. 30 Death: One Size Fits All A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises. Aug 29, 2011
  31. 31 Deadliest Kitsch Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse. Oct 24, 2011
  32. 32 Grave Decisions Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love. Oct 31, 2011
  33. 33 Dirt Nap A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kil… Nov 7, 2011
  34. 34 Death Takes a Vacation Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced. Nov 14, 2011
  35. 35 Wild Wild Death An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss. Nov 21, 2011
  36. 36 Death Penalties Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star get… Jan 25, 2012
  37. 37 Die-abestic A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager… Feb 1, 2012
  38. 38 Star Death: The Last Generation Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great saving… Feb 8, 2012
  39. 39 Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral” Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a l… Feb 22, 2012
  40. 40 Sor-Dead Affair A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, … Feb 29, 2012
  41. 41 Locked and Low Dead Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame ma… Feb 29, 2012
Season 4 2012 · 8 eps
  1. 1 Enter the Ferret A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a … Mar 12, 2012
  2. 2 Think Globally, Die Locally A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a wa… Mar 19, 2012
  3. 3 Tweets from the Dead A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked. Mar 26, 2012
  4. 4 A New App Called Death A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead. Apr 2, 2012
  5. 5 Death Certificates A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a di… Jul 15, 2012
  6. 6 Crying Over Spilled Blood Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire. Jul 15, 2012 25m
  7. 7 It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore. Jul 15, 2012
  8. 8 Death, The Final Frontier Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes… Jul 15, 2012
Specials 2008 · 4 eps
  1. 1 Life Will Kill You Way to Die #208: Semi-cide: A man working on his car is run over and bisected by an 18-wheeler. Way to Die #422: Constriction Accident: A construction worker who comes to work dr… May 14, 2008
  2. 2 Hard Lives, Easy Deaths Way to Die #293: Freeze Died A man working at a mafia-owned South Philadelphia meat packing company is deliberately locked in a walk-in freezer, and dies of hypothermia. Way to … May 21, 2008
  3. 3 1000 Ways to Lie - Natural Born Liars A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wis… Mar 3, 2010
  4. 4 Death By Request Special A special one-hour episode that highlights all the goriest, sexiest, and most delightfully horrible deaths that 1000 Ways To Die has to offer! Death on Death with a delicious side… Oct 24, 2011
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