The Bernie Mac Show71%

1. 1 Pilot In the pilot, much to his chagrin, Bernie and Wanda are forced to take care of his sister's three children, Vanessa, Jordan, and Bryanna since she can no longer take care of them … Nov 14, 2001 22m
2. 2 Now You Got It Bernie's desperate to get away to Vegas with his frineds, but Bryana's birthday and the germ infested children that it causes make it a difficulty. Nov 14, 2001 22m
3. 3 The Main Event Jordan is tormented by bullies at school, so Bernie teaches him some moves that unfortunately turn Jordan into a monster. Nov 21, 2001 22m
4. 4 Bernie Mac, Ladies Man When Wanda plans a play date for a group of kids, Bernie ends up winning over the moms for the afternoon and becoming defensive about his masculinity. Nov 28, 2001 22m
5. 5 Saving Bernie Mac Bernie and Wanda bring the kids to church to discipline them, but Bernie ends up being the immature one. Later on, the Bishop and Deacon show up at Bernie's house during his poke… Dec 5, 2001 22m
6. 6 Here To Stay Bernie realizes that the kids are here to stay, so he begins treating them differently. Wanda complains that Bernie is treating the kids like roomates and holds off sex from him … Dec 12, 2001 22m
7. 7 A Christmas Story The kids get a dog from the pound, thinking it will be the perfect present for Bernie. Bernie finds the dog, hides it, thinking it is the perfect present for the kids. They thin… Dec 19, 2001 22m
8. 8 Starting School With the kids officially under Bernie's control, it's come time to find them schooling. He enrolls Bryana in a prestigious preschool, Jordan in Catholic school and Vanessa in publ… Jan 2, 2002 22m
9. 9 Hot Hot Hot On a hot day, Vanessa detours the family's trip to the water park. Back at home, the kids act wild and the air conditioning breaks. Jan 16, 2002 22m
10. 10 Wanda's Week Off Wanda spends time with the kids and considers having a child with Bernie. Jan 23, 2002 22m
11. 11 The King and I when Bernie realizes that anything he says to Jordan and Bryana first goes through Vanessa, he decides to stop fighting the situation and let Vanessa be responsible for the kids. Jan 30, 2002 22m
12. 12 Hall of Fame Jordan sets his sights on joining Vanessa and Bryana on the Bernie Mac Hall of Fame awards shelf. He decides to join his school's football team after hearing that everyone on the … Feb 6, 2002 22m
13. 13 Handle Your Business Bernie is booked on a popular morning radio show, and he gets himself into trouble with the whole family when he draws from his private life to bring comedy to the public airwaves. Feb 13, 2002 22m
14. 14 Back in the Day Bernie becomes concerned when he begins to see the classic signs that old age is catching up with him. He's forgetful, has aches and pains, and is finding gray hairs in, uh, unwan… Feb 20, 2002 22m
15. 15 Lock Down When someone breaks into the Mac house, Bernie realizes how vulnerable his family is and turns the house into a high-security compound. Bernie is reminded by his friends of all th… Mar 6, 2002 22m
16. 16 Mac 101 Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family's kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying. Mar 27, 2002 22m
17. 17 If I Were N-Riched Man After hearing Bernie use inappropriate language at home, Bryana goes to school and repeats it—much to the horror of her teacher. Soon after, a social worker shows up at the hous… Apr 3, 2002 22m
18. 18 Stop Having Sex Bernie is concerned that the kids are exposed to mature subjects. Apr 17, 2002 22m
19. 19 Secrets and Lies Bernie takes Jordan to a Clippers' game but tells Wanda that Jordan has had an asthma attack and had to go to the hospital. Wanda tries to help Jordan 'feel better'. He feels gu… May 1, 2002 22m
20. 20 Kelly's Heroes When Kelly's girlfriend throws him out, Bernie lets him stay at the house. May 8, 2002 22m
21. 21 Sweet Home Chicago (1) Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but his cousin's scheming mars the trip. May 15, 2002 22m
22. 22 Sweet Home Chicago (2) Bernie takes the family on a tour of his old stomping grounds. Vanessa attempts to find her mother. May 15, 2002 22m

1. 1 Keep It on the Short Grass It's Bernie who acts like a kid when Wanda teams with him in a charity golf tournament. Bernie sees it as a grudge match against the host, Matt Damon, who has been claiming he con… Sep 18, 2002 22m
2. 2 Goodbye Dolly When Bryana loses her doll after a day at the beach, Bernie begins a midnight odyssey to retrieve it. After a grueling search, Bernie finds the doll, but realizes he must wean Bry… Sep 25, 2002 22m
3. 3 Carfool Bernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The delight is short-lived when the carpool becomes … Oct 30, 2002 22m
4. 4 Mac Local 137 Bernie is sick of the kids tearing up the house, so he decides to make them clean up everything they've ruined. The kids go along with the plan until they realize Bernie isn't pay… Nov 6, 2002 22m
5. 5 Welcome to the Jungle Jordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie. Nov 13, 2002 22m
6. 6 Bernie Mac Dance Party Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, but quick to treat him like a stranger once there. Nov 20, 2002 22m
7. 7 Tryptophan-tasy To ensure he has enough turkey at Thanksgiving, Bernie makes his own personal, no-kids-allowed bird—which comes out undercooked, thanks to Jordan. But Bernie plows through anywa… Nov 27, 2002 22m
8. 8 The United Front Bernie enlists Wanda to join him in a "united front" to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him. Dec 4, 2002 22m
9. 9 The Sweet Life Don Rickles plays a neighbor who dispenses some unorthodox advice when Bernie is told he has high cholesterol. Though it's a sore shoulder and badgering from Wanda that sends Bern… Dec 11, 2002 22m
10. 10 Sin Cup Bernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when h… Jan 15, 2003 22m
11. 11 Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope Wesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. Feeling as if the kids are ""turning my brain into mush,"" Berni… Feb 5, 2003 22m
12. 12 Magic Jordan Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic. Feb 12, 2003 22m
13. 13 Raging Election Bernie and Wanda attend Vanessa's parent night at her school. They are shocked to find that her teacher likes her, and thinks she is not being challenged enough, so he suggests sh… Feb 26, 2003 22m
14. 14 Leaving Los Angeles After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see. Mar 12, 2003 22m
15. 15 Pink Gold Chris Rock and Jay Leno guest star, as Bernie takes a long-standing grudge against Rock all the way to The Tonight Show. Upset after seeing Rock get preferential treatment at a … Mar 19, 2003 22m
16. 16 Chess Wars Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun! Apr 9, 2003 22m
17. 17 The Incredible Bulk Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addi… Apr 16, 2003 22m
18. 18 Maid Man Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back. Apr 23, 2003 22m
19. 19 Nut Job After enrolling his kids in a slew of extracurricular activities, Bernie suddenly finds his own free time disappearing when he is selected to be an activities suprvisor. Apr 30, 2003 22m
20. 20 The Other Sister Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit, and all havoc starts. She first tells Bryana that she cannot play Snow White in the school play because she is black. She also buys a cell… May 7, 2003 22m
21. 21 Meet The Grandparents Wanda's parents, Lloyd and Leora, visit the Mac household. Bernie and Wanda first think the visit will be good for the kids. But Lloyd and Leora start to give them more then they … May 7, 2003 22m
22. 22 For a Few Dollars More Bernie finds out Jordan has never had a birthday party. He can't believe his mom never gave him one. He decides to give Jordan a very special 10th birthday. Jordan gets excited an… May 14, 2003 22m

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1. 1 Big Brother Vanessa confronts Bernie for looking through her things; Bernie buys security cameras to see what the family's doing, which more he bargained for. Guest appearance by Snoop Dogg. Sep 8, 2004 22m
2. 2 Stiff Upper Lip Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan st… Sep 15, 2004 22m
3. 3 Being Bernie Mac Bernie is hoping for some peace and quiet as he prepares for a performance that night, but he must deal with the kids when Wanda's business meeting runs long. Sep 22, 2004 22m
4. 4 Mac Overdrive Bernie gives Vanessa driving lessons, but he goes overboard while teaching Vanessa. Out of nowhere, he gets his truck towed away and he also gets glasses. Sep 29, 2004 22m
5. 5 My Privacy Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting ready for his bath. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time to remodel the… Jan 14, 2005 22m
6. 6 Who Gives This Bride Bernie's sister announces that she and her fiance, Monroe (Cedric Yarbrough) are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house. Jan 14, 2005 22m
7. 7 Nerdy Mac Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana's test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan's school. As a result, Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think he's a… Jan 21, 2005 22m
8. 8 Stone Nuts Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble, but the trick soon backfires. Wanda's birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare cognac-colo… Jan 28, 2005 22m
9. 9 Jack & Jacqueline Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people, with Vanessa instantly making new friends, who manage to get themselves into troubl… Feb 4, 2005 22m
10. 10 Manchild in Vanessa Land Vanessa's new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend; Bernie confronts Vanessa about her new boyfriend and gets under her skin about it; Bernie reveals … Feb 11, 2005 22m
11. 11 You Don't Know Squad Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provocative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a produ… Feb 18, 2005 22m
12. 12 You Got Served Bryana's birthday party results in a lawsuit after she bounces high in the moon house and accidentally sending the girl flying. When Bernie hears about this, he tries to find a wa… Feb 25, 2005 22m
13. 13 I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a "player". Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert. Mar 11, 2005 22m
14. 14 The Big Picture Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's prank phone calls. Mar 18, 2005 22m
15. 15 The Music Mac Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent. Guest appearance by Isaac Hayes. Apr 1, 2005 22m
16. 16 Walk Like a Man Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself, but his walk home days are over after Jordan and his friends pick on a crabby neighbor. Vanessa has a wardro… Apr 8, 2005 22m

1. 1 Father Knows Best Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her. Sep 23, 2005 22m
2. 2 Wrestling with a Sticky Situation When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice. Sep 23, 2005 22m
3. 3 Marathon Mac Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie's time in a 10K charity race. Sep 30, 2005 22m
4. 4 The Big Payback Upset that Vanessa is living the free life, Bernie Mac has Vanessa work for him. Shortly, after wards Vanessa learns that his co-workers get all this free stuff because they menti… Oct 7, 2005 22m
5. 5 Car Wars Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bern… Oct 21, 2005 22m
6. 6 Night of Terror Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bern… Oct 28, 2005 22m
7. 7 For Whom the Belt Tolls The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Ma… Nov 4, 2005 22m
8. 8 Pop Pop Goes the Weasel When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques. Nov 11, 2005 22m
9. 9 Prison Break After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to b… Nov 18, 2005 22m
10. 10 Some Church Bull In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat. Dec 2, 2005 22m
11. 11 Sorely Missed Bernie thinks that he and Wanda need some time alone. Bryana has trouble remembering her mother. Dec 16, 2005 22m
12. 12 Fumes of Detente When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house. Jan 6, 2006 22m
13. 13 Exercise in Fertility: Part 1 After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility. Jan 13, 2006 22m
14. 14 Exercise in Fertility: Part 2 Bernie and Wanda have undertaken fertility treatments. Wanda suffers from mood swings due to hormonal issues. Distracted with the idea of having a child the couple neglect to stay… Jan 20, 2006 22m
15. 15 Fantasy Football Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly b… Jan 27, 2006 22m
16. 16 Bar Mitzvah Crashers After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new ne… Feb 3, 2006 22m
17. 17 Who's Your Mama? Bryana's daddy Bryan helps out around the house and the kids start preferring him over their Uncle Bernie causing Bernie Mac to take offense. Baby Girl gets called flat-chested at… Mar 31, 2006 22m
18. 18 What Would Jason Do? Vanessa's school prom is coming up so Bernie Mac picks a boy friend out for her (after doing his usual protective background check). Even after he chooses, he has all these worrie… Mar 31, 2006 22m
19. 19 It's Never as Bad as the First Time Jordan dates Erica, one of the cheerleaders at school. Bernie is delighted, but when Jordan and Erica break up, he tries to remedy the situation. Apr 7, 2006 22m
20. 20 Spinning Wheels Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday. Apr 7, 2006 22m
21. 21 Growing Pains Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money. Apr 14, 2006 22m
22. 22 Bernie's Angels The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience. Apr 14, 2006 22m

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