Childrens Hospital78%
Ratings
Combined
78.0
%
4 sources
IMDb
7.8
/10
8,722 votes
Trakt
75
%
441 votes
TMDB
69
%
100 votes
RT Audience
91
%
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
View watch stats for Childrens Hospital →Status
Ended
Runtime
12m
Seasons
7
Episodes
91
Networks
Country
United States of America
Language
English
Awards
Won 1 Primetime Emmy Award
Primetime Emmy Awards 1 won
- 2016 Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series Won Rob Corddry
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Cast
Season 1
- 1 Episode 1 Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a co…
- 2 Episode 2 Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.
- 3 Episode 3 The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.
- 4 Episode 4 The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.
- 5 Episode 5 Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.
- 6 Episode 6 In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.
- 7 Episode 7 Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.
- 8 Episode 8 Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.
- 9 Episode 9 Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.
- 10 Episode 10 In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.
Season 2
- 1 I See Her Face Everywhere As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remembe…
- 2 No One Can Replace Her Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spra…
- 3 I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.
- 4 Give a Painted Brother a Break Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park …
- 5 Joke Overload The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoyin…
- 6 The End of the Middle An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (wh…
- 7 Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
- 8 Hot Enough for You? When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
- 9 The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.
- 10 Show Me On Montana "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 yea…
- 11 You Know No One Can Hear You, Right? The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy fina…
- 12 The Sultan's Finger - LIVE In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise end…
Season 3
- 1 Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
- 2 Ward 8 Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
- 3 Black Doctor Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
- 4 Home Is Where the Hospital Is The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
- 5 Nip/Tug A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
- 6 The '70s Episode Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
- 7 Father's Day Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
- 8 Stryker Bites the Dust The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
- 9 Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts The doctors go back in time.
- 10 Munch by Proxy Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
- 11 The Night Shift The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
- 12 The Chet Episode A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
- 13 Party Down A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
- 14 Newsreaders Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
Season 4
- 1 The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
- 2 Staff Dance Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
- 3 Chief's Origin Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
- 4 Free Day The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
- 5 Behind the Scenes The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
- 6 The Return of the Young Billionaire Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
- 7 British Hospital A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
- 8 Ladies Night Single mothers receive discounts.
- 9 A Kid Walks in to a Hospital Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
- 10 A Year In the Life The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
- 11 Attention Staff Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
- 12 Childrens Lawspital Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
- 13 Wisedocs The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
- 14 Eulogy The death of a cast member is examined.
Season 5
- 1 A New Hope The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
- 2 Triangles Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
- 3 C-Word A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.
- 4 Country Weekend The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
- 5 Imaginary Friends The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.
- 6 The Gang Gets Sushi When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
- 7 Old Fashioned Day It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
- 8 Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
- 9 Wine Tasting
- 10 Blaken
- 11 A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.
- 12 My Friend Falcon David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.
- 13 Coming and Going The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.
Season 6
- 1 Five Years Later Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
- 2 Codename: Jennifer The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
- 3 We Are Not Our DNA! Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
- 4 Fan Fiction Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
- 5 With Great Power . . . Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.
- 6 Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jord…
- 7 Up at 5 The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
- 8 Koontz is Coming Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
- 9 Sperm Bank Heist In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
- 10 Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
- 11 Me, Owen Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
- 12 The 27 Club After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
- 13 Home Life of a Doctor Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
- 14 Kick Me When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
Season 7
- 1 Kids Hospital In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
- 2 One Million Saved A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to fi…
- 3 Sy's Tenure When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and…
- 4 Doctor Beth Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social …
- 5 The Show You Watch A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its week…
- 6 DOY Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are det…
- 7 Show Me a Hero When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows f…
- 8 By the Throat After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor…
- 9 Childrens Horsepital A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Gl…
- 10 Through the Eyes of a Falcon In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all o…
- 11 Grandparents Day It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous…
- 12 Hump Cola Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an…
- 13 The Grid (1) When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what…
- 14 The Grid (2) When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what…
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