Car 54, Where Are You?

Car 54, Where Are You?69%

TV 1961-09-17 30m Comedy
★ 7.3 / 10 · 15 votes
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69.1 %
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7.7 /10
2,170 votes
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57 %
27 votes
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72 %
15 votes

The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.

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Status
Ended
Runtime
30m
Seasons
2
Episodes
60
Studios
Eupolis Productions , NBC
Network
NBC
Country
United States of America
Language
English
Links
IMDb, TVDB, Wikidata
Created by
Nat Hiken
Cast
Fred Gwynne Fred Gwynne Francis Muldoon Joe E. Ross Joe E. Ross Gunther Toody Al Lewis Al Lewis Leo Schnauser Paul Reed Paul Reed Paul Block Hank Garrett Hank Garrett Ed Nicholson Alan Manson Alan Manson Captain Harris (uncredited) Arlene Golonka Arlene Golonka Edie (uncredited) Albert Henderson Albert Henderson Dennis O'Hara Bob Hastings Bob Hastings Officer Sanders Nicholas Colasanto Nicholas Colasanto Marty (uncredited) Ruth Masters Ruth Masters Mrs. Muldoon (uncredited) Mel Stewart Mel Stewart Officer Julie
Season 1 1961 · 30 eps
  1. 1 Who's for Swordfish? In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go? Sep 17, 1961 30m
  2. 2 Something Nice for Sol Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mi… Sep 24, 1961 30m
  3. 3 Home Sweet Sing Sing The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas. Oct 1, 1961 30m
  4. 4 Change Your Partner Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management… Oct 8, 1961 30m
  5. 5 I Won't Go Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy. Oct 15, 1961 30m
  6. 6 Muldoon's Star Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan. Oct 22, 1961 30m
  7. 7 The Paint Job A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car … Oct 29, 1961 30m
  8. 8 Love Finds Muldoon Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis. Nov 5, 1961 30m
  9. 9 The Gypsy Curse The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody. Nov 12, 1961 30m
  10. 10 Thirty Days Notice Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment. Nov 19, 1961 30m
  11. 11 Catch Me on the Paar Show After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny. Nov 26, 1961 30m
  12. 12 The Taming of Lucille Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew." Dec 3, 1961 30m
  13. 13 Put It in the Bank The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscall… Dec 10, 1961 30m
  14. 14 Get Well, Officer Schnauser While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face." Dec 17, 1961 30m
  15. 15 Christmas at the 53rd The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches. Dec 24, 1961 30m
  16. 16 The Sacrifice Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant. Jan 7, 1962 30m
  17. 17 Boom, Boom, Boom The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan… Jan 14, 1962 30m
  18. 18 Toody & Muldoon Crack Down After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results. Jan 21, 1962 30m
  19. 19 Toody's Paradise Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly. Jan 28, 1962 30m
  20. 20 How High Is Up? Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height. Feb 4, 1962 30m
  21. 21 Toody and the Art World Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance… Feb 11, 1962 30m
  22. 22 What Happened to Thursday? The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actu… Feb 18, 1962 30m
  23. 23 How Smart Can You Get? The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation? Feb 25, 1962 30m
  24. 24 Today I Am a Man Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly command… Mar 4, 1962 30m
  25. 25 No More Pickpockets The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested? Mar 11, 1962 30m
  26. 26 The Beast Who Walked the Bronx Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his abs… Mar 18, 1962 30m
  27. 27 The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony. Mar 25, 1962 30m
  28. 28 The Auction The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set. Apr 1, 1962 30m
  29. 29 Quiet! We're Thinking Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest. Apr 8, 1962 30m
  30. 30 I Love Lucille Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out. Apr 22, 1962 30m
Season 2 1962 · 30 eps
  1. 1 Hail to the Chief Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress … Sep 16, 1962 30m
  2. 2 One Sleepy People Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other. Sep 23, 1962 30m
  3. 3 A Man Is Not an Ox When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail. Sep 30, 1962 30m
  4. 4 Schnauser's Last Ride The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route. Oct 7, 1962 30m
  5. 5 Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody? Oct 14, 1962 30m
  6. 6 Occupancy, August 1st Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all op… Oct 21, 1962 30m
  7. 7 Remember St. Petersburg A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo'… Oct 28, 1962 30m
  8. 8 That's Show Business Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about po… Nov 4, 1962 30m
  9. 9 Toody Undercover Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop. Nov 11, 1962 30m
  10. 10 I Hate Captain Block When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins… Nov 18, 1962 30m
  11. 11 A Star Is Born in the Bronx Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television. Nov 25, 1962 30m
  12. 12 Pretzel Mary The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking … Dec 2, 1962 30m
  13. 13 142 Tickets on the Aisle When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public. Dec 9, 1962 30m
  14. 14 Stop Thief After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things … Dec 16, 1963 30m
  15. 15 Je T'Adore Muldoon To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball? Dec 30, 1962 30m
  16. 16 The White Elephant A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establis… Jan 6, 1963 30m
  17. 17 Benny the Bookie's Last Chance Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in ja… Jan 13, 1963 30m
  18. 18 The Presidential Itch An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club. Jan 20, 1963 30m
  19. 19 Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists. Jan 27, 1963 30m
  20. 20 Here We Go Again Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he? Feb 3, 1963 30m
  21. 21 The Star Boarder Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he… Feb 10, 1963 30m
  22. 22 The Biggest Day of the Year After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is. Feb 17, 1963 30m
  23. 23 Here Comes Charlie The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to ch… Feb 24, 1963 30m
  24. 24 See You at the Bar Mitzvah When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action. Mar 3, 1963 30m
  25. 25 I've Been Here Before A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows. Mar 10, 1963 30m
  26. 26 Joan Crawford Didn't Say No When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair i… Mar 17, 1963 30m
  27. 27 Lucille Is 40 Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melod… Mar 24, 1963 30m
  28. 28 The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers. Mar 31, 1963 30m
  29. 29 Puncher & Judy At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a… Apr 7, 1963 30m
  30. 30 The Curse of the Snitkins A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes. Apr 14, 1963 30m
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