The Osbournes

The Osbournes65%

TV 2002-03-05 30m Reality Comedy Primetime Emmy Awards 1
★ 6.1 / 10 · 58 votes
Ratings
Combined
64.6 %
4 sources
IMDb
6.0 /10
5,004 votes
Rotten Tomatoes
84 %
34 votes
Trakt
62 %
134 votes
TMDB
60 %
58 votes

The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season, was cited as the most-viewed series ever on MTV. The final episode of the series aired March 21, 2005.

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Status
Ended
Runtime
30m
Seasons
4
Episodes
52
Studios
iCandy TV , Big Head Productions , JOKS Productions
Network
MTV
Country
United States of America
Language
English
Links
IMDb, TVDB, Wikidata

Awards

Won 1 Primetime Emmy Award

Primetime Emmy Awards 1 won

TCA Award for Outstanding Achievement in Comedy 1 nominated

  • 2002 Outstanding Achievement in Comedy Nominated

TCA Award for Outstanding New Program 1 nominated

  • 2002 Outstanding New Program Nominated

TCA Award for Program of the Year 1 nominated

  • 2002 Program of the Year Nominated

Award data from Wikidata (CC0). Coverage may be incomplete.

Cast
Ozzy Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne Self Sharon Osbourne Sharon Osbourne Self Jack Osbourne Jack Osbourne Self Kelly Osbourne Kelly Osbourne Self Aimee Osbourne Aimee Osbourne Self
Melinda Varga Melinda Varga Self
Jason Dill Jason Dill Self Adam Carolla Adam Carolla Self
Mick Page Mick Page Self
Conan O'Brien Conan O'Brien Self
Hannah Wood Hannah Wood Self
Anna Nicole Smith Anna Nicole Smith Self
Season 1 2002 · 10 eps
  1. 1 There Goes the Neighborhood Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly. Mar 5, 2002 22m
  2. 2 Bark at the Moon The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola. Mar 12, 2002 22m
  3. 3 For the Record Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly. Mar 19, 2002 22m
  4. 4 Won't You Be My Neighbor? The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink. Mar 26, 2002 22m
  5. 5 Tour of Duty As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees. Apr 2, 2002 22m
  6. 6 Trouble in Paradise After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone. Apr 9, 2002 22m
  7. 7 Get Stuffed After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone. Apr 16, 2002 22m
  8. 8 No Vagrancy Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay. Apr 23, 2002 22m
  9. 9 A Very Ozzy Christmas As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the nei… Apr 30, 2002 22m
  10. 10 Dinner with Ozzy In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family. May 7, 2002 22m
Season 2 2002 · 22 eps
  1. 1 Catching Up with the Osbournes Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives. Nov 5, 2002
  2. 2 What Goes Up... Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy… Nov 26, 2002
  3. 3 Must Come Down Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all. Dec 3, 2002
  4. 4 The Ozz Man and the Sea While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can … Dec 10, 2002
  5. 5 Beauty and the Bert Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door. Dec 17, 2002
  6. 6 Smells Like Teen Spirits Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying … Jan 7, 2003
  7. 7 Meow Means No! Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest … Jan 14, 2003
  8. 8 It's a Hard Knock Life As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support. Jan 21, 2003
  9. 9 Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to… Jan 28, 2003
  10. 10 Viva Ozz Vegas The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday. Feb 4, 2003
  11. 11 My Big Fat Jewish Wedding Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than ent… Feb 11, 2003
  12. 12 What a Boy Wants Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times. Jun 10, 2003
  13. 13 Flea's a Crowd A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable. Jun 17, 2003
  14. 14 Run Ozzy Run Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert. Jun 24, 2003
  15. 15 Fists of Fury While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster. Jul 1, 2003
  16. 16 Mama, I'm Staying Home With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other. Jul 8, 2003
  17. 17 Tennis Racket After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As… Jul 15, 2003
  18. 18 A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tat… Jul 22, 2003
  19. 19 Angler Management After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned. Jul 29, 2003
  20. 20 Bye Bye Babies Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a… Aug 5, 2003
  21. 21 Ozz Well That Ends Well Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhi… Aug 12, 2003
  22. 22 The Osbourne Family Christmas Special The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night … Dec 11, 2003
Season 3 2004 · 10 eps
  1. 1 The Show Must Go Oz Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decora… Jan 27, 2004
  2. 2 Car Jacked Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time… Feb 3, 2004
  3. 3 Rebel Without an Ozz While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends in… Feb 10, 2004
  4. 4 Return of the Ring Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to… Feb 17, 2004
  5. 5 The Accidental Tourist (1) Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipe… Feb 24, 2004
  6. 6 The English Patient (2) After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her … Apr 6, 2004
  7. 7 Scent of a Woman Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award,… Apr 13, 2004
  8. 8 Pain in the Neck Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts. Apr 20, 2004
  9. 9 Ozzy Knows Best Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house s… Apr 27, 2004
  10. 10 Valentine Daze In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s D… May 4, 2004
Season 4 2005 · 10 eps
  1. 1 Sleepless in Beverly Hills Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy an… Jan 17, 2005
  2. 2 Have Ozz Will Travel (1) Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, th… Jan 24, 2005
  3. 3 Hawaii Five Ozz (2) Ozzy starts the family vacation in a miserable mood, but perks up after a trip to a battleship memorial and a private luau. Meanwhile, Jack’s friends tag along and manage to embar… Jan 31, 2005
  4. 4 Kelly Interrupted Kelly riles Sharon up with a new lip ring, but bigger troubles surface when Ozzy and Jack suspect her mood swings and constant illnesses are drug-related, a theory Sharon refuses … Feb 7, 2005
  5. 5 28 Days Later Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and … Feb 14, 2005
  6. 6 Charity Case Sharon and Kelly plan a charity trip to Kenya, but Ozzy’s convinced they’ll come home with malaria, or not at all. The family gets a visit from Sir Elton John before heading to a … Feb 21, 2005
  7. 7 Number One Fan When a 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction to spend the day with Sharon, her generosity moves Sharon to invite her for n overnight stay at the Osbourne house. Meanwhile, Jack s… Feb 28, 2005
  8. 8 Lozt in Translation The Osbournes head to Japan, where Ozzy picks up the Legend Award at the VMAs and Kelly squeezes in a string of appearances. Meanwhile, Osbourne staff member Sam reunites with lon… Mar 7, 2005
  9. 9 The Show Must Go Off! As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it persona… Mar 14, 2005
  10. 10 A Farewell to Ozz In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships Mar 21, 2005
Specials 1 ep
  1. 1 Pilot Episode
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